I do not know what happened but these are definitely NOT my parents.

Although it may be my Great Aunt Louise when she visited the Pope.

Did the Pope of about 1895 look anything like that guy?

And why would anyone be interested in my family anyway?

They're all pretty weird. I'm the only normal one.

About myself:

I am single, never married (but turned down many times, including several Dopers), no pets, no diseases, no debts, no assets, no sense of humor, nothing. Not encumbered in any way.

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My passport photo which you have probably seen on America's Most Wanted.